#5:. Black Mercedes
This is probably the last qualification that will enter your CV, because it’s really reserved for the big boys – the people that have become big enough for others to make songs about them.
It will take months of sleepless nights, bank visits and self-motivation before your hustle can reach the level of the Black Mercedes. But when you eventually get it, my brother, you must enjoy it. Drive it everywhere. Your feet must never touch the pavement again. Even when you want to get something by the roadside, just park beside them and press the horn. They will see the greatness and understand.
Hopefully, by the time, you gather all these things, the ancestors of your father’s house will locate you and the eyes of the EFCC and SARS will have finally rested on you.
Understand that criminal enrichment can only be a shortcut, one that always has its consequences. Still, you have our encouragement to put your hustle in whatever helps you sleep at night. You’ll be okay in the end.