You’re probably going to be terrified at the screams of your wife, nauseated by the sight of blood and mucus and all the other fluids that your baby will arrive with. Fainting at this point is allowed.
#2:. You will never be able to once again say you’re tired
Tired from what? Were you the one who carried the baby for nine months and two weeks? Were you the one that was in labour for 16 hours? No sir, you don’t know what it means to be tired.