Partly because you have baby formula and diapers and a ton of baby clothes to now spend all your money on (One tin of SMA Gold equals 11 bottles of beer).
But mostly because you don’t want the earliest memory the baby will have of you to be your beer breath.
#4:. Everybody that attends the naming ceremony will tell you ‘Congratulations’ but give all the envelopes of money to your wife
Wait o, nor be our two born the pikin?